MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
I read this funny lines yesterday (some are even texted to me) and I just can’t help but laugh out loud. And I want to share them with you.
FAMOUS LINES
” Pinapaikot mo lang ako
Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mo na lang ako” - electric fan
“hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos” - winnie d’ pooh
” Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa ‘yo.
pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo” - ipis
“Hala! sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol
mo.” - hipon
“Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya. ” - plema ( yuck ! )
“Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang maraming tao ang nagagalit!
wala ba akong
karapatang magmahal?!?” - gasolina
“Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako’y sa yo. Ayoko ko lang
naman na sa harap ng maraming tao
ganun mo na lang ako itanggi..” - utot
“Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong pinagpapasa- pasahan, pagod na
pagod na ako.” - Bola
“You never know what you have till you lose it. and once you lose it,
you can never get it back”
- snatcher
“Hindi lahat ng pink, KIKAY!” - majinboo
“Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka mahirap ba talagang makontento
sa isa?
bakit palipat-lipat ka? - TV
“Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c” – kili kili
Sige, batihin mo ako…. Sigeee…..BATEEEEE E!!!!!!! - omelette
Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako! - libag
“wag mo na akong bilugin..” - kulangot
Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo? - Lego
“Hindi lahat ng dugo puedeng idonate” – regla
“Subukan mo kaya na kalimutan na ako at wag ng puntahan. Di naman sa pagyayabang. Lalapit ka pa rin sa akin.”
- inodoro
“Hindi lahat ng malakas, ‘Superhero’.”
- putok
“Kung ginalingan mo ang pagsupsop habang matigas pa ako, hindi ka malalagkitan o magkakatulo! Mabagal kang kumilos! Mabagal ka! Mabagaaaal!!!!”
- ice candy
“Hindi lahat ng babaeng may long shiny black hair ay kinagigiliwan.”
- Sadako
“Hindi lahat ng may mata nakakakita”
- Pigsa
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Thanks to imbestigador for posting it in PEX.
As requested, here is the list of the winners of the recently concluded (October 20, 2006) Star Awards for Television. Im shoo proud that Regine won the Best Talent Search Program Host. Naks!
Best Educational Program: Kumikitang Kabuhayan (ABS-CBN 2).
Best Educational Program Host: Christine Jacob (Mobile Kusina, GMA 7).
Best Lifestyle Program: Ricky Reyes (Gandang Ricky Reyes, QTV 11).
Best News Program: TV Patrol World (ABS -CBN 2) at 24 Oras (GMA 7).
Best Female Newscaster: Vicky Morales (Saksi, GMA 7).
Best Male Newscaster: Julius Babao (TV Patrol World, ABS- CBN 2).
Best Travel Program: Pinoy Abroad (GMA 7).
Best Travel Program Hosts: Ivan Mayrina & Rhea Santos (Pinoy Abroad, GMA 7).
Best Magazine Program: Rated K (ABS-CBN 2).
Best Magazine Program Host: Korina Sanchez (Rated K, ABS-CBN 2).
Best Documentary Program: The Correspondents (ABS-CBN 2).
Best Documentary Program Hosts: Karen Davila & Abner Mercado (The Correspondents, ABS-CBN 2).
Best Morning Program: Magandang Umaga Pilipinas (ABS-CBN 2).
Best Morning Program Hosts: Julius Babao, Christine Bersola et.al (MUP, ABS-CBN 2).
Best Public Service Program: Wish Ko Lang (GMA 7).
Best Public Service Program Host: Mike Enriquez (Imbestigador, GMA 7).
Best Public Affairs Program: Debate (GMA 7).
Best Public Affairs Program Hosts: Winnie Monsod & Oscar Orbos (Debate, GMA 7).
Best Celebrity Talk Program: Homeboy (ABS-CBN 2).
Best Celebrity Talk Program Host: Boy Abunda (Homeboy, ABS-CBN 2).
Best Showbiz-Oriented Talk Program: The Buzz (ABS-CBN 2) and Startalk (GMA 7).
Best Showbiz-Oriented Talk Program Hosts: Boy Abunda & Kris Aquino (The Buzz, ABS-CBN 2).
Best Youth-Oriented Program: Love to Love (GMA 7).
Best Game Program: Pilipinas, Game KNB (ABS-CBN 2).
Best Game Program Host: Arnell Ignacio (Now Na, QTV 11).
Best New Female TV Personality: Marian Rivera (GMA 7).
Best New Male TV Personality: Sam Milby (ABS-CBN 2).
Best Gag Program: Bubble Gang (GMA 7).
Best Comedy Program: Bahay Mo Ba’To (GMA 7).
Best Comedy Actress: Rufa Mae Quinto.
Best Comedy Actor: Ogie Alcasid (Bubble Gang, GMA 7).
Best Horror/Fantasy Program: Komiks (ABS-CBN 2) & Mahiwagang Baul (GMA 7).
Best Daytime Drama Series: Now & Forever (GMA 7).
Best Primetime Drama Series: Sa Piling Mo (ABS-CBN 2).
Best Drama Anthology: Maalaala Mo Kaya (ABS-CBN 2).
Best Drama Actor: Diether Ocampo (Ikaw Ang Lahat Sa Akin, ABS-CBN 2).
Best Drama Actress: Maricel Soriano (Vietnam Rose, ABS-CBN 2).
Best Reality Competition Program: Extra Challenge (GMA 7).
Best Reality Competition Program Hosts: Paolo Bediones & Ethel Booba (Extra Challenge, GMA 7).
Best Talent Search Program: Starstruck 3 (GMA 7).
Best Talent Search Program Host: Regine Velasquez (Pinoy Pop Superstar, GMA 7).
Best Variety Program: Eat Bulaga (GMA 7).
Best Musical Variety Program: ASAP (ABS-CBN 2).
Best Female TV Host: Toni Gonzaga (ASAP, ABS-CBN 2).
Best Male TV Host: Luis Manzano (ASAP, ABS-CBN 2).
Best Single Performance by an Actor: Carlo Aquino.
Best Single Performance by an Actress: Vilma Santos.
Best Television Station: GMA 7.
The italicized categories/winners belong to GMA and the rest are for ABS-CBN. Though there are ties, I still segregated them with the italics.
Congratulations to GMA for bagging the Best Television Station and to ABS-CBN for bagging 25 awards, the most in all the stations that participated. 
And since we’re in the awards topic, I might as well add the SOP Awards categories and here they are;
Breakthrough Artist (Solo)
Breakthrough Artist (Group)
Maximum Dance Blast
Revive ‘06
Viewers’ Choice for Song of the Year
Viewers’ Choice for Artist of the Year
Favorite TV Theme Song
Isn’t it SOP’s rule that the main hosts of the program are not included as finalists? So does that mean Darna’s theme song won’t be nominated? That’s disappointing, honestly. I hope “Di Na Nag-iisa” will be considered. It’s such a beautiful song.
para sa mga 20+ yrs old na
BEING TWENTY - SOMETHING
They call it the “Quarter-life Crisis.” It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are many things about yourself that you didn’t know and may not like.
You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared because you barely know where you are now.
You start realizing that people are selfish and that, maybe, those friends that you thought you were so close to aren’t exactly the greatest people you have ever met, and the people you have lost touch with are some of the most important ones. What you don’t recognize is that they are realizing that too, and aren’t really cold, catty, mean or insincere, but that they are as confused as you.
You look at your job… and it is not even close to what you thought you would be doing, or maybe you are looking for a job and realizing that you are going to have to start at the bottom and that scares you.
Your opinions have gotten stronger. You see what others are doing and find yourself judging more than usual because suddenly you realize that you have certain boundaries in your life and are constantly adding things to your list of what is acceptable and what isn’t. One minute, you are insecure and then the next, secure. You laugh and cry with the greatest force of your life. You feel alone and scared and confused. Suddenly, change is the enemy and you try and cling on to the past with dear life, but soon realize that the past is drifting further and further away, and there is nothing to do but stay where you are or move forward.
You get your heart broken and wonder how someone you loved could do such damage to you. Or you lie in bed and wonder why you can’t meet anyone decent enough that you want to get to know better. Or maybe you love someone but love someone else too and cannot figure out why you are doing this because you know that you aren’t a bad person. One night stands and random hook ups start to look cheap. Getting wasted and acting like an idiot starts to look pathetic.
You go through the same emotions and questions over and over, and talk with your friends about the same topics because you cannot seem to make a decision. You worry about loans, money, the future and making a life for yourself… and while winning the race would be great, right now you’d just like to be a contender! What you may not realize is that everyone reading this relates to it. We are in our best of times and our worst of times, trying as hard as we can to figure this whole thing out.
Admit it! you’re in this stage of your life too!
thanks to stone_of_help23
I’ve been over that insecurity thingy. So I guess I am mature enough for my age. Hopefully, hehe.
Nasa Friday Magic Madness na yung mga paborito mong kanta. Nakaka-relate ka na sa Classic MTV. Lesbiana na yung kinaaaliwan mong child star dati. Nanay na lagi ang role ng crush na crush mong matinee idol noon.
Dati, pag may panot, sisigaw ka agad ng “PENDONG!”. Ngayon, pag may sumisigaw nun, ikaw na yung napapraning. Parang botika na ang cabinet mo. May multivitamins, vitamin E, vitamin C, royal jelly, tsaka ginko biloba. Wahahaha, may kilala akong ganito.
Dati, laging may inuman. Sa inuman, may lechon, sisig, kaldereta, inihaw na liempo, pusit, at kung anu-ano pa. Ngayon, nagkukumpulan na lang kayo ng mga kasama mo sa Starbucks at oorder ng tea.
Wala na ang mga kaibigan mo noon.
Ang dating masasayang tawanan ng barkada sa canteen, napalitan na ng walang katapusang pagrereklamo tungkol sa kumpanya ninyo. Wala na ang best friend mo na lagi mong pinupuntahan kapag may problema ka.
Mahirap nang makahanap ng totoong kaibigan. Hindi mo kayang pagkatiwalaan ang kasama mo araw-araw sa opisina. Kung sabagay, nagkakilala lang kayo dahil gusto ninyong kumita ng pera at umakyat sa tinatawag nilang “corporate ladder”. Anumang pagkakaibigang umusbong galing sa pera at ambisyon ay hindi talaga totoong pagkakaibigan. Pera din at ambisyon ang sisira sa inyong dalawa.
Pera. Pera na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay mo.
Alipin ka na ng Meralco(SP), PLDT(SingTel), SkyCable(StarHub), Globe(SingTel ulit), Smart(M1), at Sun (StarHub ulit). Alipin ka ng Midnight Madness (GSS). Alipin ka ng tollgate sa expressway. Alipin ka ng credit card mo. Alipin ka ng ATM. Alipin ka ng BIR(IRAS).
Dati-rati masaya ka na sa isang platong instant pancit canton. Ngayon, dapat may kasamang italian chicken ang fettucine alfredo mo. Masaya ka na noon pag nakakapag-ober-da-bakod kayo para makapagswimming. Ngayon, ayaw mong lumangoy kung hindi Boracay o Puerto Galera ang lugar. Dati, sulit na sulit na sa yo ang gin pomelo. Ngayon, pagkatapos ng ilang bote ng red wine, maghahanap ka ng San Mig Light o Vodka Cruiser.
Wala ka nang magawa. Sumasabay ang lifestyle mo sa income mo. Nagtataka ka kung bakit hindi ka pa rin nakakaipon kahit tumataas ang sweldo mo. Yung mga bagay na gusto mong bilhin dati na sinasabi mong hindi mo kailangan, abot-kamay mo na. Pero kahit nasa iyo na ang mga gusto mong bilhin, hindi ka pa rin makuntento.
Saan ka ba papunta?
Tol, gumising ka. Hindi ka nabuhay sa mundong ito para maging isa lang sa mga baterya ng mga machines sa Matrix. Hanapin mo ang dahilan kung bakit nilagay ka rito. Kung ang buhay mo ngayon ay uulit-ulit lang hanggang maging singkwenta anyos ka na, magsisisi ka. Lumingon ka kung paano ka nagsimula, isipin ang mga tao at mga bagay na nagpasaya sa yo. Balikan mo sila.
Ikaw ang nagbago, hindi ang mundo.
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Thanks to whyte for sharing.
7 Habits of Spectacularly Unsuccessful People
WARNING! If you want to have a fantastic life, never engage yourself in these 7 deadly habits that incompetent people do.
NUMBER 1 - They Think, Say, & Do Negative Things.
Yes. They see problems in EVERY opportunity.
They complain that the sun is too hot. They cursed the rain for ruining their plans for the day. They blame the wind for ruining their hair.
They think that everyone is against them. They see the problems but never the solutions.
Every little bit of difficulty is exaggerated to the point of tragedy. They regard failures as catastrophes.
They become discouraged easily instead of learning from their mistakes.
They never seem to move forward because they’re always afraid to come out of their comfort zones.
NUMBER 2 - They Act Before They Think.
They move based on instinct or impulse. If they see something they like, they buy at once without any second thought.
Then they see something better. They regret & curse for not able to take advantage of the bargain.
Then they spend & spend again until nothing’s left. They don’t think about the future. What they’re after is the pleasure they will experience at present.
They don’t think about the consequences. Those who engage in unsafe sex, criminality, and the like are included in this group. (I know someone who’s like this)
NUMBER 3 - They Talk Much More Than They Listen
They want to be the star of the show. So they always engage in talks that would make them heroes, even to the point of lying.
Oftentimes they are not aware that what they’re saying is not sensible anymore.
When other people advise them, they close their ears because they’re too proud to admit their mistakes.
In their mind they’re always correct. They reject suggestions because that will make them feel inferior. (Same person)
NUMBER 4 - They Give Up Easily
Successful people treat failures as stepping stones to success.
Incompetent ones call it quits upon recognizing the first signs of failure.
At first, they may be excited to start an endeavor. But then they lose interest fairly quickly, especially when they encounter errors.
Then they go & search for a new one. Same story & same results. Incompetent people don’t have the persistence to go on and fulfill their dreams.
NUMBER 5 - They Try to Bring Others Down To Their Level
Incompetent people envy other successful individuals. Instead of working hard to be like them, these incompetent ones spread rumors and try every dirty trick to bring them down. (Same person *shakes head here*)
They could’ve asked these successful ones nicely. But no, they’re too proud. They don’t want to ask advise. Moreover, they’re too negative to accomplish anything.
NUMBER 6 - They Waste Their Time
They don’t know what to do next. They may just be contented on eating, getting drunk, watching TV, or worse, staring at the blank wall with no thoughts whatsoever to improve their lives.
It’s perfectly fine to enjoy once in a while. But time should be managed efficiently in order to succeed. There should be a proper balance between work & pleasure.
NUMBER 7 - They Take the Easy Way Out
If there are two roads to choose from, incompetent people would choose the wider road with less rewards than the narrower road with much better rewards at the end.
They don’t want any suffering or hardship. They want a good life.
What these people don’t know is that what you reap is what you sow. Efforts & action will not go unnoticed.
If only they would be willing to sacrifice a little, they would be much better off. (Sya pa rin. Tsk! Such a loser)
Successful people made it through trials & error. They never give up. They are willing to do everything necessary to achieve what they aspire for in life.
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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MAYAMAN AND MAHIRAP
Kung mayaman ka, meron kang “allergy“;
kung mahirap ka,ang tawag dyan ay “galis” o “bakokang“.
Sa mahirap, “sira ang ulo“;
sa mayaman, “nervous breakdown” dahil sa “tension and stress“.
Sa mayamang “malikot ang kamay” ang tawag ay “kleptomaniac“;
sa mahirap, ang tawag ay “magnanakaw“.
Pag mayaman ka, you’re “eccentric“;
kung mahirap ka, “may toyo ka sa ulo“.
Kung mahirap ka at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay “nalipasan ng gutom“;
kung mayaman ka naman at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay may “migraine“.
Kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay “kuba“;
pero kung mayaman ka,you are referred to as someone who is “scoliotic“.
Kung isa kang domestic na maitim, ikaw ay “ita” o “negrita” o “baluga“;
pero ang senorita mo kahit kasingkulay mo, ang tawag ay “morena” o “kayumanggi“.
Kung nasa high society ka, you are called “slender” o balingkinitan“;
kung mahirap ka lang, you are plainly called “payatot” o “patpatin” o “ting-ting“.
Kung nasa high society ka pa rin at ikaw ay maliit, ang tawag sa iyo ay “petite“;
kung mahirap ka lang, ikaw ay “pandak” o “bansot” o “unano” o “jabbar“.
Kung socialite ka, ikaw ay “pleasingly plump”
Kapag mahirap ka, ika’y “mataba“, “tabatsoy” o “lumba-lumba”
Kung mahirap ka at date ka rito, date ka roon, ang tawag sa iyo ay “pakawala“;
kung well-off ka, ikaw ay “game“.
“Malandi” ka kung isa kang dukhang alembong;
pero kung mayaman ka, ikaw ay “liberated“.
Kakaawa ang mahirap na puro gulay ang kinakain
Habang health conscious ang tawag sa mayayamang ganito
“Walang hiya” ang mga mahihirap na batang sumasagot sa mga guro
Pero pag sumagot ang mga nasa exclusive school,sila’y assertive
Ang mga mahihirap ay “gumugurang“;
Ang mayamang tumatanda, “are graduating gracefully into senior citizenhood“.
Ang anak ng mayaman ay “slow learner“;
ang anak ng mahirap ay “bobo” o “gunggong“.
Kung mayaman ka at marami kang kumain, “you flatter your host who says masarap kang kumain, and I like you, you do justice to my cooking“;
kung ghastly peasant ka eating the same amount in the same house, your host will say to himself na ikaw ay “patay-gutom” o “hampaslupa” o “masiba“.
Thanks to bhobot and whyte for sharing the trivias.
DID YOU KNOW ?
* The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
* No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. [Syempre, makapal na]
* Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
* You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. [Lolz, I like this trivia. I guess I’ll sleep na lang than watch tv. ]
* Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
* The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley ’s gum.
* The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE. [Lagi siguro nagbabaraha ang author na ito]
* American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class. [Wag kasi madaming olive ilagay, hahaha]
* Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!) [Uhm, ano nga ba?]
* Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. [Pero mas madaling uminom kaysa ngumuya, di ba?]
* Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN! [Talaga?]
* The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first ” Marlboro Man.” [I guess that’s their comeuppance]
* Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE! [Lolz. Maybe that’s why his first creation is a mouse, to counter his fear]
* PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR! [Really? Then pearl lovers must stay away from vinegar if they’re wearing them]
* The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. [Tsk, cigarette ang nangunguna]
* It is possible to lead a cow upstairs… but, not downstairs.
* A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why. [Kahit sa kweba?]
* Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!) [Buti na lang nasa kitchen yung toothbrush namin]
* Turtles can breathe through their butts. (I know some people like that, don’t YOU?)
Thanks to stone_of_help23 for this trivia.
Naks! Sounds like an adverisment ah. But actually, I’m just telling that to myself. I’m a music freak and I want my music to be with me everywhere. Even inside the bathroom. That’s why I’m impressed that Nokia has come up with a music phone that can make Sony Ericsson’s walkman a run of it’s money.
What first struck me was the storage. 4Gig. Whoa! There may be other high-tech gadgets out there that I’m not aware of which is superior than N N91 but this phone just blew me away. I mean, seriously, everyone holds on to their cellphones as if it’s one vital body organ so if a new model that answers to your needs come along, you at least dream of having it immediately. Or as soon as you can possibly earn that much money to spare. And since I said above that I like my music, and I like my cell phone anywhere near my reach, this one is on top of my list.
I don’t care about those tv or vodaphones that are also in nowadays, I thinks this one fits me. But the problem is, how and when can I buy it.
Well, it’s always free to dream. Sigh!
I found this name generating site (from whyte) wherein you can put your name instead of the word google as the homepage of the search engine. You can also search from it once the page loads. It’s quite nice and I tried it. And here’s a screen capture…
Cool, hahaha.
But once you strike the buttons for a search, the page will lead you to the legit website. At least, you had your one second of fame.
More pictures to make fun of.
Thanks to whyte for sending these to my email. 
PRESENTING……..
SuperDoraeMan
Uh, I don’t know the second one.
SuperMelodyMan
Superman in a Micro
SuperPoohMan
Superman in a G-String
Click to enlarge. Pics courtesy of whyte.
I wish there were more. 
These pics caught my eye and I thought I should share it with others.
Presenting (drum rolls)
Super Hello Kitty Man and Super Jang Geum
Super Ballerina Man and SuperMan in Prada.
Pics from tonie_mau and Leo Wyatt
It would be a riot if superman wore those. Imagine that.
I haven’t seen the movie and I might as well be satisfied with the pictures above to entertain me. I admit, I’m not a superman fanatic, but I like it, nonetheless. The face is enough to pull anyone out their chair and rush to the nearest movie house. But not me. More convincing, please.
RP, 17th happiest state worldwide, Vanuatu happiest–study
Only seventeen? (Made me sing-along Mandy Moore’s song, Only Seventeen, hehehe)
LOLZ. At least we’re among the top. Pilipinos are happy by nature. Di ba nga, even when we are beset with problems, we still face it with a wide smile in our faces. Why worry, be happy, says a candy commercial.
Even when caught in a dilemma, we still tend to smile. And we’re really optimistic, I mean most of us. We always believe that there’s always a light at the end of the tunnel. So true. That’s one of my mantra everytime I’m in bedlam and trouble.
Another thing, we smile easily. Even corny jokes make us giggle, even forced, hehe. And when we meet people, we always face them cheerfully. Even when writing a letter/email, or making a post in forums or texting a message, we always tend to put smileys. And most of the time, we also get up quickly after a hurdle.
At kahit yung face natin ang problema, kaya pa rin nating harapin ang mundo, hahaha. (And even if the problem is our face, we can still face the world)
So smile and be happy. And the world will smile back at you. Come to think of it, there are a lot of quotes regarding smiles and happiness.
This pic is funny and weird. I think I like one pinned on my bedroom door.
Ooh, I also wanna share the masterpiece of a friend of mine . He just did this wonderful photoshopped pic of the very famous Manny Pacquiao and the results were totally hilarious. In truth, I’m very proud of Pacquiao and I truly respect the honor he gives to our nation, but these pics are definitely worth a bow and a heartfelt guffaw (rhyme?). Just for fun, hahaha.
Manny Pacquiao as the new National Hero
Manny Pacquiao dethroning Emilio Aguinaldo in our Five Peso bill. (As if this bill is still acceptable, hahaha)
images owned by jmm23998
More of Manny
Puahahahahaha. 
Next! This is totally yucky and I really wished I didn’t get to read this. It’s definitely gross but worth the read, hahaha. I’ve hidden the text but if you highlight the vacant space, you will be able to read the very informative trivia that will/might make your stomachs churn in disgust.
Warning: Read at your own risk.
10 THINGS YOU’LL WISH YOU DIDN’T KNOW
1. During an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 litre of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
3. An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples’ anal gases.
10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces.
Totally eew. Gross out!!! I can’t imagine! A piece of advice: Always, always wash your hands (for nos. 2, 5, 6 and 10).
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On June 30, Araneta Coliseum went ablaze, starting from the stage to the rafters. Why was not this in the news, you ask? Araneta didn’t catch fire. Silly. But everyone inside the dome went home feverish due to what their eyes feasted upon.
Bench’s lingerie fashion show was the reason. How would a normal or wild girl react after seeing scantily-clad demi-gods (oh alright, models) sashaying their naked, glorius bods? Me? I’d be shy and excited at the same time. Hahaha. What? Seeing those beautiful creations on stage (people and clothing) would make a girl swoon and blush.
Those underwears looked good on them. Wonder what they would look like if used by normal gals like me. Hmmm. I guess I’d visit a bench boutique this weekend. Lolz.
Pics, pics, pics….
Click the photos to enlarge. Thanks to Grace for the link.
More pictures here.
Read the articles here;
igma.tv
inq7.net
Just saw this from a popular forum (Pinoy Exchange).
Don’t wanna ride that. Eeeeeeeeee…. Not because I’m worried that I might end up like her.
And since were dealing with how to control your bladder, what will you do if you see the following?
Soooo far.
1st pic = the lady says it’s so small.
2nd pic = The ladies are enjoying themselves.
Custom-designed comfort rooms.
Thanks to shimmer23 and letskie for the pics.